Top 10 reasons to not be a Football Widow

I am happy to say that I am not a football widow and proud:

  1. I do not watch 10 hours of games on the weekend, because life is lead by leaving the house.
  2. I do not have countless football team football paraphernalia in my house. I prefer to choose the color scheme of my home and why should a team set up 40 years ago make my color choices- I am talking to you Redskins (goldenrod and burgundy)?
  3. I do not own a any beer cozies,beers should be cold not cozy?
  4. I do not have to schedule my weekends around men running around in tight pants, the only tight pants will be worn by me.
  5. I am not a cheese head because food and hair don’t mix
  6. I am proud to not be a partial owner of a 1/2 seat at the stadium for the cost of a 1st year in college for my 1st born.
  7. I am happy to say I have never cook from the tailgate of my car.  Why would I have a perfectly good stove at home, plus exhaust is not a condiment.
  8. I do not idolize puppy killing people, so tired of hear about him I live in philly
  9. I have never had player trades wrecked my day, Because I don’t care where they live.
  10. I have never stayed up for a  fantasy football draft,  my fantasies are left for the bedroom.

That makes my husband AWESOME!!! Thanks Honey

Are you one? if so I am sorry:(

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