My kids are away for a week. One week…  I almost don’t know what to do with myself.  Yea..so not true. My inlaws and my parents take my kids for several days a year and I have to say it is a luxury,  we really enjoy.  I usually have big plans for what I will get done during this time, us and me time.  I try but there are single life things that I take full advantage of while the kids are gone.  This week we will be doing some if not all of things.

20 things you can do while your kids are away

1. Drink milk from the container
2. Run naked to get more Toilet Paper or Be naked
3. Put the little stool away in the bathroom and not trip over it for a few days
4. Sleep…as late or as much as you want
5. Eat ice cream from the container
6. Not make anyone meals
7. Your can put your “Out of Service” taxi sign on
8. Read a book
9. Watch R rated movies in the middle of the day
10. Leave dirty clothes on the floor
11. Put any tech device down and know it will be their when you get back
12. You can plan “other” Playdates
13. Not watch Cartoon Network , Nickelodeon,  Disney Channel .. unless you want too
14. Clean and know it will stay that way for a few days
15. Stay out all night
16. Go to dinner in places that does not have crayon or placements with tick tack toe  on it
17. Buy candy, cookies,  (bad stuff)  and not have to hide them up high, or in back off anything
18. Do something for 10 minutes and not be interrupted
19. Not have to say, “Stop touching her” “If you don’t…” “Don’t make me…” or  “Mommy needs a time out”
20. Have sex with the door open (make all the noise you want , AND have it anywhere

What do you do while the kids are away?